Pairing: Mike Carden/Kevin Jonas
Summary: Kevin, a struggling author of a failing crime series of novels, is shocked to find out that somehow, he has lifted his plots and characters straight from reality, and Wentz, the crime boss, is not pleased with him. If he wants to live, Kevin has to depend on his shaky knowledge of crime story cliches and Mike Carden, a potential Hero In Disguise.
Warnings: Okay. Potentially the most ridiculous thing I've ever written up to and not counting my Harry/Draco story about the beanbag chair that comes alive and shits styrofoam beans. I have never been any good at crime plots. I've put off posting this for quite some time, a week at least, because I am deeply, deeply ashamed. But here you go, an FBI Mike/Kevin AU of 10056 words. Please enjoy, at your own risk.
Disclaimer: This isn't real. If you think it is, you've been watching too much Criminal Minds. Oh, wait, that was me. Seriously, it's on like five times a day.
( In the books, it’s always the scary-looking hot guy that you think’s the bad guy who ends up secretly being the hero.Collapse )